WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN (so you could repent, duh)

by grammorhumar

this clockwork monk was made in 1562, when the son of King Philip II of Spain fell down a flight of stairs and he bargained with God that he would trade a miracle for a miracle. So when his son got better, he hired a mechanist to create this freaky monk for him. It’s still completely functional.